10 Things Tiger Woods Should’ve Said At The Press Conference
Wouldn’t it be great if Tiger Woods didn’t have a filter? What if the Cablinasian philanderer could speak freely without losing any endorsement deals? Woods held a press conference today where he apologized some more and expressed his enthusiasm about The Masters. Blah, blah, blah. Here’s what we think he really wanted to say.
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1. The New York Post printed the salacious text messages between Tiger and sidepiece, Jamie Grubbs.
Tiger’s response: “Blame it on the alcohol.”
2. The seventh chick linked to Tiger was a porn star. The Tiger went wild, indeed.
Tiger’s response: “I’m gonna take the liberty of quoting a great American poet here, Snoop Dogg: ‘I don’t love them hoes.'”
3. In December 2009, Tiger said he was taking in indefinite leave from golf.
Tiger’s response: “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.”
4. Tiger told the world he was oh-so-sorry back in February.
Tiger’s response: “Yeah, I’m sorry I got caught, but that’s about all I’m sorry for.”
5. Holly Sampson, another porn star, gave Tiger props for his, ahem… stroke.
Tiger’s response: “Call me Tiger Flintstone; I can make your bed rock.”
See the rest of the list at TheBVX.com
